tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom)

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

(Source: roryamy)

sassykardashian:

peeing is so fucking stupid? um im lying naked in bed comfortable doing my readings and all of a sudden i have to clothe myself and urinate? um anarchy !!!!

(Source: sassykardashian)

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual)
advice-animal:

Out of all the lazy shit my roommates do, this irritates me the most.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

Out of all the lazy shit my roommates do, this irritates me the most.
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

(Source: marimopet)
(Source: instantreplay)
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